www.instagram.com/portlyadolescence https://www.etsy.com/shop/Portlyadolescence/Tumblr (3.0; @portlyadolescence)https://portlyadolescence.tumblr.com/Rating: B+1984’s supposedly Final Chapter, which ironically spawned a new trilogy, finally...https://portlyadolescence.tumblr.com/post/139602387698https://portlyadolescence.tumblr.com/post/139602387698Fri, 19 Feb 2016 09:00:35 -0600Friday the 13th the final chapterJason Voorheesslasher filmscorey feldmanCrispin GloverRating: B/B+The CW isn’t generally a network I turn to as I’m no longer a teenager and pretty burned...https://portlyadolescence.tumblr.com/post/139458780347https://portlyadolescence.tumblr.com/post/139458780347Tue, 16 Feb 2016 20:35:39 -0600The 100CWEliza TaylorBob Morleypost-apocalypticRating: BWhile Part II didn’t do quite as well at the box office as the first movie, it still...https://portlyadolescence.tumblr.com/post/138317759807https://portlyadolescence.tumblr.com/post/138317759807Fri, 29 Jan 2016 21:20:13 -0600Friday the 13th Part IIIFriday the 13thJason Voorheesslasher filmshorror filmsRating: C+Originally there was talk of making Friday the 13th an anthology series where each movie...https://portlyadolescence.tumblr.com/post/137835907547https://portlyadolescence.tumblr.com/post/137835907547Fri, 22 Jan 2016 15:55:18 -0600Jason VoorheesFriday the 13thslasher movieshorror moviesFriday the 13th Part 2Rating: A-Kicking off a new feature where I go through one of the Friday the 13th films each...https://portlyadolescence.tumblr.com/post/137346206233https://portlyadolescence.tumblr.com/post/137346206233Fri, 15 Jan 2016 08:00:35 -0600Friday the 13thjason voorheesslasher filmspamela voorheesRating: B/B-I work from home most of the week and Fridays it can be a struggle getting through the...https://portlyadolescence.tumblr.com/post/137301960601https://portlyadolescence.tumblr.com/post/137301960601Thu, 14 Jan 2016 15:01:00 -0600Sons of Anarchytelevisionnetflixkurt suttercharlie hunnamron perlmanRating: B+I only recently got a PS4, mostly to play Bloodborne, so I’m currently playing catch up on...https://portlyadolescence.tumblr.com/post/137256791892https://portlyadolescence.tumblr.com/post/137256791892Wed, 13 Jan 2016 20:35:53 -0600The evil withinplaystation 4survival horror gamesshinji mikamiRating: B/B+Another round of short book reviews. Everything here was mostly enjoyable, but nothing...https://portlyadolescence.tumblr.com/post/127122788667https://portlyadolescence.tumblr.com/post/127122788667Wed, 19 Aug 2015 21:06:03 -0500Kodo AbeDon DeLilloMark Z. DanielewskiZadie SmithKim GordonBlake ButlerRating: ASo far during my second watching of The Sopranos, season five is by far the best and one I...https://portlyadolescence.tumblr.com/post/127038452217https://portlyadolescence.tumblr.com/post/127038452217Tue, 18 Aug 2015 20:17:14 -0500The SopranosSopranos season 5steve buscemijames gandolfiniTony SopranoRating: B+The title of Girlhood obviously tries to play it as a response to the critically-acclaimed...https://portlyadolescence.tumblr.com/post/121350136801https://portlyadolescence.tumblr.com/post/121350136801Fri, 12 Jun 2015 09:00:21 -0500GirlhoodFrench filmCéline SciammaKaridja TouréAssa SyllaRating: C-Last July, I was about to go to Minneapolis for the weekend and needed a new pair of...https://portlyadolescence.tumblr.com/post/121188685978https://portlyadolescence.tumblr.com/post/121188685978Wed, 10 Jun 2015 09:00:36 -0500Volley shoesblack canvas shoesRIP shoesRating: A-Spoilers AheadAt the end of Season three, the Soprano family and their friends and...https://portlyadolescence.tumblr.com/post/121105451909https://portlyadolescence.tumblr.com/post/121105451909Tue, 09 Jun 2015 09:00:30 -0500The Sopranos season 4HBOcrime dramajames gandolfiniTony SopranoRating: A-Sometime during high school, I stumbled upon Hedwig and the Angry Inch, an offbeat cult...https://portlyadolescence.tumblr.com/post/121021147339https://portlyadolescence.tumblr.com/post/121021147339Mon, 08 Jun 2015 09:00:41 -0500hedwig and the angry inchDarren CrissBroadway musicalsRating: B+My girlfriend and I basically planned a trip to New York City to see Larry David’s...https://portlyadolescence.tumblr.com/post/120496701297https://portlyadolescence.tumblr.com/post/120496701297Mon, 01 Jun 2015 22:12:40 -0500Fish in the DarkLarry DavidBroadway playsRosie PerezRita WilsonRating: B+Post college I’ve been getting into a lot more electronic music and one of my current...https://portlyadolescence.tumblr.com/post/118880691029https://portlyadolescence.tumblr.com/post/118880691029Wed, 13 May 2015 14:00:32 -0500Andy StottSmart BarWrigleyville electronic clubThe Metro ChicagoRating: B+ The first season of Starz’s Spartacus (subtitled Blood and Sand) is unexpectedly...https://portlyadolescence.tumblr.com/post/118821510372https://portlyadolescence.tumblr.com/post/118821510372Tue, 12 May 2015 19:23:17 -0500Spartacus blood and sandStarz tvgladiatorsAndy WhitfieldRating: AAt work, people were giving me shit for having to miss an after work Cinco de Mayo...https://portlyadolescence.tumblr.com/post/118695865303https://portlyadolescence.tumblr.com/post/118695865303Mon, 11 May 2015 09:00:46 -0500The Jesus and Mary ChainRiviera TheatreThe Black RyderNoise popshoegazeRating: A-The Replacements getting back together seemed like an impossibility, and it was insane...https://portlyadolescence.tumblr.com/post/118151014022https://portlyadolescence.tumblr.com/post/118151014022Mon, 04 May 2015 17:56:50 -0500The ReplacementsRiviera TheatrePaul WesterbergTommy StinsonMelkbellyGrade: BA day after seeing the Mountain Goats, I headed to the Empty Bottle to see a show...https://portlyadolescence.tumblr.com/post/117697367822https://portlyadolescence.tumblr.com/post/117697367822Wed, 29 Apr 2015 11:34:45 -0500Lightning Boltempty bottle chicagoMelkbellyOozing Woundnoise rockStephen BrodskyGrade: B-Opening for the Mountain Goats was Stephen Brodsky, who started the show off...https://portlyadolescence.tumblr.com/post/117210478452https://portlyadolescence.tumblr.com/post/117210478452Thu, 23 Apr 2015 19:17:35 -0500The Mountain Goatsjohn darniellestephen brodskyThe Vic Theatre Chicago